Beekoz Speling iz reedicyulos

Ghoughpteighbteau is pronounced "potato"/
gh, pronounced "p" as in hiccough
/ough pronounced "oh-w" as in though
/pt pronounced "t" as in ptomaine
/eigh pronounced "ey" as in neigh
/bt pronounced "t" as in debt
/eau pronounced "oh-w" as in bureau
Go home english, you're drunk

awibee:

"Everybody knows it, even those who think French is a type of cheese, not a language. It’s one of the few fossilized remains from the glory days when France was the crème de la crème of European civilisation. It was a time when French language peppered the speech of the European aristocracy just like today’s hats by aesthetically challenged designers adorn the heads of the modern British royalty.
God knows it’s not easy to pierce through the Anglo-Saxon yeast that so quickly covers the grapes of contemporary culture. French may be mortally wounded but it’s still alive, and it fights for every gulp of air with Piafesque stubbornness, stuttering “Je t’aime!” after “Je t’aime!”
And here’s the next lesson from my Mapping Stereotypes project. It will finally help you understand what “Je t’aime” means.”- Alphadesigner
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I really really love Alphadesigner’s work. 

Parlez vous français? It looks like you do, cause you seem to really know how to use your throat

awibee:

"Everybody knows it, even those who think French is a type of cheese, not a language. It’s one of the few fossilized remains from the glory days when France was the crème de la crème of European civilisation. It was a time when French language peppered the speech of the European aristocracy just like today’s hats by aesthetically challenged designers adorn the heads of the modern British royalty.

God knows it’s not easy to pierce through the Anglo-Saxon yeast that so quickly covers the grapes of contemporary culture. French may be mortally wounded but it’s still alive, and it fights for every gulp of air with Piafesque stubbornness, stuttering “Je t’aime!” after “Je t’aime!”

And here’s the next lesson from my Mapping Stereotypes project. It will finally help you understand what “Je t’aime” means.”

- Alphadesigner

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I really really love Alphadesigner’s work.

Parlez vous français? It looks like you do, cause you seem to really know how to use your throat

(Source: awiboo)

theonion:

American Dental Association Recommends Making Your Gums Hurt Really Bad Once A Day

Or twice a year right before you visit the dentist
Why by golly, you’ve opened my eyes! HALLELUJAH I’VE SEEN THE LIGHT

Why by golly, you’ve opened my eyes! HALLELUJAH I’VE SEEN THE LIGHT

(Source: iraffiruse, via foxnewsofficial)

this guys comics are chortle-y. its the kinda humor where you’re like “ahhhhh thats…. thats something”

jungleindierock:

Royal Canoe - Bathtubs 

Official video for Royal Canoe’s “Bathtubs”. Video directed by Nathan Booey.

the director was probably like “hey, i know how to do these really cool special effects, lemme put it all in one video 

acuppaday:

v60 of Heart Roaster’s Ethiopia Chelba brewed at home.

Tea is an acquired taste, and by that I mean it tastes like shit but you still drink it cause your to fancy

acuppaday:

v60 of Heart Roaster’s Ethiopia Chelba brewed at home.

Tea is an acquired taste, and by that I mean it tastes like shit but you still drink it cause your to fancy

Your Horoscopes — Week Of July 2, 2013

"Virgo
Home is where the heart is. Specifically, beneath the floorboards of the common room.”

(Source: theonion)

Happy 4th of July! http://reddit.com/tb/1hnbo0

North Korea is Best Korea

forget starcraft, let’s play super fun game of proletariat revolution! 

ricepattiesfromabove:

Sand when it’s struck by lightning

ricepattiesfromabove:

Sand when it’s struck by lightning

(Source: tall--and--awkward, via foxnewsofficial)